The author is currently experiencing the following:
- A blocked nose
- A sore throat
- Swollen Glands
- My nose is so sore that I physically can no longer touch it. According to an online search I have the possibility of a number of ailments:- an addiction to cocaine and I require a nose reconstruction. (Have ignored this advice, because even with my fertile imagination, I know that this is absolutely impossible.) Apparently, it could also be an auto-immune disease (I ignore this also), picking my nose, (I haven’t been doing this either) or it could be caused by the herpes virus. Utterly charming. I think it could just be because I have the flu, and have spent lots of time rubbing it with tissues.
- I now have conjunctivitis in my left eye.
- Despite religiously looking like a surgeon preparing for a major operation whereby I madly wash from my hands to elbows with soap every 15 minutes;
- It has now moved to my right eye. I don’t ever, ever recall having conjunctivitis and consider it a disease spread by small children who share sandwiches, enjoy playing in the sand and who then think it’s fun to poke their fingers up each others noses. I haven’t found children obnoxious enough to do this to so far, nor have any adults incited me to act in such an outrageous manner lately, for that matter.
Therefore, there may-be a slight delay until the release of the next segment.